World
Woman used online order to ask Pizza Hut to call 911
A woman used an online order form to tell a Florida Pizza Hut that she was being held hostage and asked them to call 911.
World
Iran bans ‘devil-worship’ spiky haircuts
Iran has banned spiky haircuts because they imply “devil-worship” and says it will revoke the licence of hairdressers who give these forbidden haircuts.
Funny
Pizza delivery guy makes hospital delivery after being stabbed and carjacked
A pizza delivery guy stumbled into a Kentucky hospital after being stabbed and carjacked, claiming he was there to deliver pizza, before collapsing.
Science
‘Intergalactic’ signals at Parkes Telescope caused by the microwave, not aliens!
It has been found that “intergalactic” signals detected at Australia’s Parkes telescope since 1998 were actually caused by a microwave in the facility’s kitchen.
Funny
Banana boxes full of cocaine accidentally sent to Aldi stores!
More than $21m worth of cocaine was found in boxes of bananas delivered to 14 Aldi stores in and around Berlin.
World
‘Idiot’ caught playing the guitar while driving!
A man has been branded an idiot after he was spotted strumming on a guitar while driving down a busy dual-carriageway in West Sussex.
Funny
Teen lit school on fire after he was unable to hack into its computer system!
A teenage student in Georgia (USA) reportedly broke into a school and lit a fire after he was unable to hack into the computer system to change his grades.
Funny
Look out toilets, beards have just as much poo!
Studies carried out in New Mexico reveal that some beards contain so much poo, they’re similar to toilets!
Australia
‘Beanies for Brain Cancer’ trending around Australia!
Gold Logie winner, Carrie Bickmore has urged Australians to wear a beanie today for #beaniesforbraincancer to get the nation talking about brain cancer.
Funny
Police tweet organised stoner’s to-do list
Police in Murdoch Western Australia tweeted a photo of a stoner’s hilarious to-do list, which included action items for the day, such as “get stoned”.
World
Man sues hospital for throwing his amputated leg in the garbage!
A man is suing a Florida hospital after police found his amputated leg in a dumpster with his name tag attached to it!
World
Superhero ‘binman’ spotted in Britain!?
A superhero’ refuse collector has been spotted wearing a shiny mask and wearing a bin liner as a skirt while collecting refuse in Britain.
Funny
Dead man convicted and sentenced for stealing electricity!
Despite his death weeks before trial, a Greek man was convicted of stealing electricity from a power company and given a six-month suspended sentence!
Australia
Marc Newson’s ‘chair’ sells for record-breaking $3.7m at auction
Marc Newson’s Lockheed Lounge has sold at a London auction for $US3.7m, breaking the record for the price paid for a piece by a living designer.
World
Florida pirate mystery sparked by attic discovery!
Florida pirate mystery sparked by a mysterious wooden box found in the attic of a Florida home, said to contain a Tampa map, some coins and a human hand!
Funny
The eggplant emoji is too rude for Instagram!
Although you can now search Instagram posts by emoji, it has blocked results containing the eggplant emoji given its phallic nature and frequent use in rude posts.
World
Baltimore mom drags child away from riots!
Baltimore mom Toya Graham has been called “mom of the year” after she dragged her child away from the Baltimore riots and reprimanded him publicly.
Technology
“True Wetsuit” for beach to boardroom surfers!
Quicksilver is selling a wetsuit that looks like a business suit called the “True Wetsuit”, made entirely from waterproof neoprene material.
Art, Music & Movies
Stephen Hawking tells One Direction fans to look to an alternate universe!
Stephen Hawking has told One Direction fans to pay attention to theoretical physics as Zayn Malik may still be in One Direction in a different universe!
Funny
Man attacked by a monkey for showing his middle finger!
Footage reportedly filmed in Shimal Northern India shows a man attacked by a monkey after he appears to show him his middle finger!
World
British couple to become oldest newlyweds with a combined age of 195 years!
With a combined age of 195, George Kirby and Doreen Luckie will become Britain’s oldest newlyweds when they marry later this summer.
Funny
Canada could make French compulsory on its flights after “wrong lemonade” lawsuit
Canada might soon require its airlines to have a French-speaking member of crew on board after Air Canada was sued by a man who received the “wrong lemonade”.
World
Man gets stuck in a wall trying to hide from the cops!
An Indiana man got stuck in a wall while hiding from police to avoid arrest, but ended up needing them to rescue him when they returned the next day!
Funny
Dogs are making a habit of driving cars!
With recent reports of dogs stealing a Pontiac and a tractor, and even taking lessons in New Zealand, it seems dogs are making a habit of driving cars!
World
Man returns to jail after 39 years on the run!
A North Carolina inmate will return to prison after he turned himself in, ending a period of 39 years on the run!
Funny
Scorned woman drowns cheating boyfriend’s apple devices!
A scorned woman who found out her boyfriend was having an affair took his iPhones, iPads & iMac and drowned them in a soapy bath!
Funny
Dog doesn’t notice that his bed keeps shrinking!
A video posted to YouTube shows a man progressively shrinking his dog’s bed to see whether he’ll get in.