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The Woolwich Township Police Dept challenged people to submit their best pig/bacon/cop jokes after news spread that it took 3 officers to catch a loose pig.

August 16, 2017 0 Comments

Police department invites pig jokes after catching loose pig

The Woolwich Township Police Department challenged people to submit their best pig/bacon/cop jokes after news spread that it took 3 officers to catch a loose pig.

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A New Jersey girl who plans to be a funeral director made a grand entrance at her prom when she arrived in a hearse, then stepped out of an open coffin!

May 11, 2017 0 Comments

Drop dead gorgeous girl turns up to prom in a hearse and coffin

A New Jersey girl who plans to be a funeral director made a grand entrance at her prom when she arrived in a hearse, then stepped out of an open coffin!

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Police have dropped most charges against 2 brothers following an incident where one of them wore a bunny costume and repeatedly blew an air horn in a police station.

January 11, 2017 0 Comments

Most charges dropped against bunny suit air horn guy

Police have dropped most charges against 2 brothers following an incident where one of them wore a bunny costume and repeatedly blew an air horn in a police station.

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2 men in New Jersey took a taxi to rob a home, returned with the stolen goods and continued their journey, but then refused to pay the driver!

November 11, 2016 0 Comments

Burglars refuse to pay taxi driver who drove them around

2 men in New Jersey took a taxi to rob a home, returned with the stolen goods and continued their journey, but then refused to pay the driver!

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A New Jersey town has offered to be the designated driver for its residents by taking people home from bars on weekends.

September 4, 2015 0 Comments

New Jersey town wants to be designated driver for its people!

A New Jersey town has offered to be the designated driver for its residents by taking people home from bars on weekends.

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New Jersey police say a man sneaked into a home and hid under the bed in a spare bedroom for 3 days before being spotted by the homeowner.

July 23, 2015 0 Comments

Man sneaked into home and hid under bed for 3 days!

New Jersey police say a man sneaked into a home and hid under the bed in a spare bedroom for 3 days before being spotted by the homeowner.

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The Mayor of Belmar New Jersey Matt Doherty blocked incoming traffic from Route 35 after the town “reached its capacity”.

June 16, 2015 0 Comments

New Jersey town closed to visitors after reaching capacity!

The Mayor of Belmar New Jersey Matt Doherty blocked incoming traffic from Route 35 after the town “reached its capacity”.

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A man named Thomas Bacon was reportedly arrested and charged with assault after he attacked a man for eating the last breakfast sausage.

May 28, 2015 0 Comments

Police arrest Bacon for sausage fight

A man named Thomas Bacon was reportedly arrested and charged with assault after he attacked a man for eating the last breakfast sausage.

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court ruled that New Jersey man Hiram Jimenez cannot sue for burns sustained at an Applebee's while praying over sizzling fajitas because the danger was 'obvious'.

March 6, 2015 0 Comments

Man can’t sue Applebee’s for burns during prayer

A court ruled that New Jersey man Hiram Jimenez cannot sue for burns sustained at an Applebee’s while praying over sizzling fajitas because the danger was ‘obvious’.

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New Jersey man confesses to police that he hit a utility pole then fled the scene to escape his screaming girlfriend

December 1, 2014 0 Comments

Hit and run driver flees screaming girlfriend

A New Jersey man confessed to police that he backed into a utility pole, but then fled the scene because he didn’t want to deal with his screaming girlfriend.

Police department invites pig jokes after catching loose pig

Drop dead gorgeous girl turns up to prom in a hearse and coffin

Most charges dropped against bunny suit air horn guy

Burglars refuse to pay taxi driver who drove them around

New Jersey town wants to be designated driver for its people!

Man sneaked into home and hid under bed for 3 days!

New Jersey town closed to visitors after reaching capacity!

Police arrest Bacon for sausage fight

Man can’t sue Applebee’s for burns during prayer

Hit and run driver flees screaming girlfriend

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