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Suspected bank robber ate his poop while on the witness stand!

A suspected bank robber forced recess during his trial after he ate his poop while on the witness stand, claiming the Virgin Mary told him to do it.
Posted by: admin , March 27, 2015
  • A suspected bank robber forced recess during his trial after he ate his poop while on the witness stand, claiming the Virgin Mary told him to do it.
  • It’s reported that while on the stand, Andrew Gilbertson simply reached into his pants, collected his waste and then consumed it.
  • Gilbertson is on trial for robbing a Bank of America branch in California;  an act he also says was performed at the Virgin Mary’s request.
  • It’s reported that Gilbertson is pleading not guilty by reason of insanity.
  • I can’t speak for Gilbertson’s defence, but now I know how to get off the stand in a hurry!

Read more:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/26/man-eats-feces-on-trial_n_6949080.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/03/a-suspected-bank-robber-ate-his-poop-on-the-witness-stand/

http://metro.co.uk/2015/03/26/how-to-stop-a-court-trial-eat-your-own-faeces-on-the-witness-stand-like-this-guy-did-5121767/

 

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