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Police tweet organised stoner’s to-do list

Police in Murdoch Western Australia tweeted a photo of a stoner's hilarious to-do list, which included action items for the day, such as "get stoned".
Posted by: admin , May 3, 2015
  • Police in Murdoch Western Australia tweeted a photo of a stoner’s hilarious to-do list, which included action items for the day, such as “get stoned”.
  • The picture, which was reportedly found while searching a home was captioned “Are ur Saturdays hectic like this?”.
  • Among other things, the list included: “1) get up get ready”, “5) go get lunch (chips & gravy), “8) dye hair”, “9) go home and get a stick” & “10) chop up and get stoned”.
  • The reaction to the post was generally positive, with many appreciating the sense of humour shown by the police.
  • It was not confirmed whether anyone was arrested during the incident, or what happened to the world’s most organised stoner.
  • For those wondering, a ‘stick’ is Australian slang for a quantity of marijuana wrapped in foil.
  • …I don’t know about you, but I could do with some chips and gravy!

Read more:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/01/stoner-to-do-list-twitter_n_7191822.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

http://time.com/3844471/police-stoner-to-do-list/

http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/02/this-stoners-to-do-list-is-a-classic-of-its-genre-5177710/

 

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