- This is stupid, dangerous and (kind of?) admirable, all at once.
- Comedian Noah Maloney (who goes by the stage name ‘Dog Sh*t’) has vowed to eat a photo of Jason Segel every day until the How I Met Your Mother star reciprocates by eating one of his.
- Maloney launched the #EatMyFaceSegal experiment last Thursday, and has since posted 5 videos where he calmly rips up a photo of Segel, then eats it.
- In the 4th video, Maloney changed the routine by getting ‘Jason Segel’ permanently tattooed on his thigh.
- Segel has yet to acknowledge Maloney’s efforts, let alone eat his photograph. It must be noted that Maloney has requested that Segel eat a specific photo of him.
- Please don’t eat printed paper, it’s not on the food pyramid, has no nutritional value and can lead to obstructions in the stomach