- [CATCHUP NEWS] – Done differently this week!
- A Florida doctor has finally returned “So you want to be a doctor”; a book he borrowed in the mid-1970s from a library in West Virginia. The Doc kindly donated $500 to the library to atone for his sins.
- In Changsha, China, a man cut down a tree to steal a bicycle, which was secured with a lock. According to CCTV footage, the man escaped on a motorcyle, which is a little bit of an anticlimax if you ask me.
- California burglars were arrested by police for, among other things, possessing stolen property after they were found passed out at a construction site, with their SUV filled with copper wires and other items from the property.