Entertainment
China removes ‘be a good panda’ ad.
An advertisement by Chinese state broadcaster CCTV featuring a ‘bad panda’ in Australia has been pulled from air. The ad showed the panda being a bad tourist by misbehaving, littering and urinating in public.
World
Goldilocks burglar caught sleeping in bed
A retired couple arrived home to find their mail moved, food cooked and dishes washed and a Polish man sleeping in their bed, dubbed the Goldilocks Burglar.
Australia
Tiffany the $140,000 cat!
An auction ended in success for a family who increased their bid by $140,000 on the condition that the sellers include their family cat Tiffany with the house.
Funny
NY comedian heckled by police!
A comedian in New York was heckled by police when they burst into his set to arrest someone in the crowd and told him to “shut his mouth”!
Funny
Selfie-obsessed woman goes viral
A bikini-clad woman attempting to take the perfect selfie has gone viral after forage of her efforts was posted on YouTube.
Australia
Tony Abbott promises to “shirtfront” Putin
Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott has drawn criticism from Russian media after he promised to “shirtfront” Vladimir Putin about the MH17 disaster at the upcoming G20 meeting.
Technology
Fake Emma Watson nudes infecting computers
Facebook users are being infected with malware by clicking links purporting to lead to an Emma Watson nude video. The infected user then unwittingly shares the link.
Australia
Man steals Yoda!
A QLD man was arrested and charged with the theft of a bike and a 20kg statue of Yoda! It’s alleged he stole Yoda and flung him over the bike ET style!
Technology
Square Order App makes orders easier!
The Square Order App is being launched in San Francisco and New York, which lets customers skip lines and place orders for coffee/food, to be picked up later at a more convenient time.
Funny
Florida Tar Man arrested
Police arrested a man they found covered in tar on the roof of a Daytona Beach gas station at 3am. He first explained he was visiting family, then tried to say he had come to fix the air conditioning…
Funny
Greek jeweller conned with Monopoly money
A Greek jeweller was conned after he unwittingly accepted 4.7 million pounds in Monopoly money for 4 rare rings and a necklace from conmen in Paris.
World
Stargazers treated to “blood moon”
Last night, stargazers in Australia, Asia and the Americas were treated to a rare lunar eclipse producing a “blood moon”.
Art, Music & Movies
Gerard Depardieu startles in new memoir
Gerard Depardieu has revealed he once worked as a male prostitute and robbed graves for clothes and jewellery in his new memoir “Ca c’est fait comme ca”.
Art, Music & Movies
‘Don’t let Nickel Back” Kickstarter Campaign
Londoner, Craig Mandell, launched a Kickstarter campaign titled “Don’t let Nickel Back” in which he hopes to raise enough money to ensure Canadian band Nickelback never play in London again!
Sport
Prime Minister Tony Abbott booed at NRL Grand Final
Footage is circulating of Australian prime Minister Tony Abbott being comprehensively booed by the 83,000-strong crowd at the NRL Grand Final post-game ceremony on Sunday.
Funny
Mississippi thief “searching for ISIS Terrorists”
A Mississippi woman claimed she was “searching for ISIS terrorists” when she was caught stealing from cars parked outside her children’s school.
World
Inflatable bubble man rescued after
A US marathon runner was rescued by the US Coast Guard after trying to cross from Florida to Bermuda in an inflatable bubble.
Funny
Samsung builds a robot butt (RO-BUTT) to test if its phone bends
Samsung has built a robot butt (a RO-BUTT) to see if its new Galaxy Note 4 will bend after being sat on a few hundred times, in what is a clear dig at the iPhone 6 ‘bendgate’!
Australia
Drunk pig runs amok in Port Hedland!
Campers in Port Hedland awoke to find a feral pig drinking their cans of beer. The drunk pig caused a ruckus in the area, later trying to pick a fight with a cow.
Funny
Boring men shine in the Dull Men’s Club Calendar
Britain’s most boring men are about to shine with starring roles in next year’s Dull Men’s Club Calendar. Stars include a drain spotter and brick collector!
Entertainment
Top Gear team flees Argentina in a hurry!
The Top Gear team was forced to flee Argentina in a hurry amid threats and protests over the H982FKL number plate on a car being driven by Jeremy Clarkson.
Funny
Buckingham Palace needs a gum remover
Buckingham Palace has advertised for someone to apply for a job involving the removal of chewing gum left by visitors at the royal residence!
Science
Pluto to become a planet again?
Harvard scientists argue that Pluto should be reinstated as a planet, having been downgraded to a ‘minor planet’ by the International Space Union in 2006 on the basis that it isn’t the biggest planet in its orbit.
World
Florida pirate mistaken for a thief
A Florida man dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow was mistaken for a thief by neighbours, who chased him down and held a gun to his head while the police arrived.
Art, Music & Movies
Liam Neeson is back, again, in Tak3n
It’s the film he said he wouldn’t do, but Liam Neeson is back in the third instalment of the Taken franchise, Tak3n (yeah, that’s what it’s called…). This time, his wife has been kidnapped, again, and he’ll use a defibrillator to finish this?
Funny
Amputee tries to sell ‘leg lamp’
A Dutch man retrieved his leg, which was surgically removed after he developed a serious infection, and made a lamp out of it – hoping to sell the one-of-a-kind piece to pay for medical bills!
Art, Music & Movies
Tetris movie – oh yeah!
Fans of games and film rejoice, the folks behind the Mortal Kombat films have something in store for you, a live action movie based on Tetris!