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Man steals Yoda!

Man arrested after stealing bike and a 20kg statue of Yoda!
Posted by: admin , October 11, 2014
  • A north Queensland man was arrested and charged with the theft of a bike… and a 20kg statue of Yoda! 
  • It’s alleged the man was drunk when he stole the bike, later coming across the Jedi Master under a house. 
  • He then slung him over the handlebars ET-style and was caught while trying to ride away. 
  • A good attempt, it was!!
  • In somewhat related news, some interesting names have popped up into the mix for the upcoming Ukraine parliamentary elections – Darth V. Vader, Stepan Chubakka, Master V. Yoda and Padme N. Amidala. Do you recognise them! They are running for the Internet Party of Ukraine and have had their names legally changed!
  • Yoda has been especially busy, it seems!

Read more:

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/do-or-do-not-kidnap-yoda-there-is-no-try-20141010-1145vu.html

http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews/trending/archives/2014/10/20141010-124938.html

http://mashable.com/2014/10/10/star-wars-candidate-ukraine/

http://www.themoscowtimes.com/news/article/darth-vader-yoda-and-chewbacca-to-run-in-ukrainian-parliamentary-election/508094.html

 

 

 

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