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A man rammed a stolen armoured vehicle into a convenience store in Apatity, Russia, climbed through the rubble and helped himself to a bottle of wine.
January 12, 2018 0 Comments

Only in Russia! Man uses tank to ram store and steal wine!

A man rammed a stolen armoured vehicle into a convenience store in Apatity, Russia, climbed through the rubble and helped himself to a bottle of wine.

Funny
Police in North Adams Massachusetts used a Facebook post to urge its residents “to not chase bears through the woods with a dull hatchet, drunk”.
May 14, 2015 0 Comments

Massachusetts police urge residents not to drunkenly chase bears

Police in North Adams Massachusetts used a Facebook post to urge its residents “to not chase bears through the woods with a dull hatchet, drunk”.

Funny
A 25-year-old teacher is the first person to be turned away from a McDonald's in Cambridge UK after he failed a breathalyser test.
May 8, 2015 0 Comments

Cambridge man first to be refused entry into McDonald’s after failing breathalyser test

A 25-year-old teacher is the first person to be turned away from a McDonald’s in Cambridge UK after he failed a breathalyser test.

World
The city of Hamburg has introduced water-repellent paint on buildings so that pee will rebound onto those who urinate in public.
March 7, 2015 0 Comments

Look out public urinators, your pee will rebound in Hamburg!

The city of Hamburg has introduced water-repellent paint on buildings so that pee will rebound onto those who urinate in public.

Funny
A UK man was jailed for 14 months after he got drunk & 'patrolled' Durham as a fake policeman in his friend's Special Constable Uniform.
February 2, 2015 0 Comments

Drunk man patrols street as fake policeman

A UK man was jailed for 14 months after he got drunk & ‘patrolled’ Durham as a fake policeman in his friend’s Special Constable Uniform.

Technology
Facebook is developing technology that will help stop you from posting embarrassing photos.
December 15, 2014 0 Comments

Facebook to help stop you drunk-posting

Facebook’s Artificial Intelligence Research Lab is developing a ‘digital assistant’ that will help stop you from drunk-posting embarrassing photos.

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