Man cited for back alley computer assassination!

Posted by: admin , April 22, 2015

A Colorado man was cited for discharging a firearm within city limits after he took his uncooperative computer into a back alley and shot it 8 times.
An investigation carried out by the Colorado Springs Police Department revealed that Lucas Hinch had been battling with his computer for months, and so decided to use a handgun to disable it. Permanently.
It’s reported that Lucas’ last straw was when control-alt-delete did not work to reboot his computer!
Hinch reportedly took the citation in good nature and now awaits a penalty to be decided by a judge.