- A suspected bank robber forced recess during his trial after he ate his poop while on the witness stand, claiming the Virgin Mary told him to do it.
- It’s reported that while on the stand, Andrew Gilbertson simply reached into his pants, collected his waste and then consumed it.
- Gilbertson is on trial for robbing a Bank of America branch in California; an act he also says was performed at the Virgin Mary’s request.
- It’s reported that Gilbertson is pleading not guilty by reason of insanity.
- I can’t speak for Gilbertson’s defence, but now I know how to get off the stand in a hurry!