- A German man is facing a fine after police say he assaulted a BMW with a JUMBO SAUSAGE during an argument with another man
- It’s reported that the 2 men got into an argument after the owner of the sausage took offence to a dangerous parking maneuver undertaken in front of him and his son by the owner of the BMW.
- After exchanging words and shoving each other, the father hurled the only weapon he had (a 30cm-long-sausage) at the BMW, which caused a 1cm divot in the car.
- Police believe the metal clip in the sausage is responsible for the damage.
- There is no word on what happened to the sausage.